This just in...

Keep your eyes on the NYT Best Seller list (or maybe this Blog)...Our sources tell us that, having reached the ripe old age of 1/2, Zach has been asked to compose his memoirs. Apparently, he has spent many of his waking hours pouring out the stories that will put Paris Hilton, A Geisha, and Lance's works to shame. This blog will have exclusive rights to the first edition of Zach's yet untitled work.